Bitzimcenfit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced horse.

Bitzimcenfit created water two years ago.

If you believe in Bitzimcenfit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bitzimcenfit, she will send you a sign.

Bitzimcenfit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bitzimcenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.