Bitzimcenfit is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced
horse.
Bitzimcenfit created water two years ago.
If you believe in
Bitzimcenfit, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bitzimcenfit, she will send you a sign.
Bitzimcenfit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Bitzimcenfit's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.
2. Do not shave your legs.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never talk about snakes.
5. Always pray immersed in water.