Tarpfotcad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking wyrm.

Tarpfotcad created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpfotcad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tarpfotcad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tarpfotcad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tarpfotcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Tarpfotcad in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must pray to Tarpfotcad six times a day.

5. Do not covet oxen.