Yogmanmil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yogmanmil created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogmanmil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yogmanmil, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yogmanmil's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yogmanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near frogs while wearing brown shoes and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yogmanmil.