Dibnurmappadbemcepnarlwad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent swan.

Dibnurmappadbemcepnarlwad created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnurmappadbemcepnarlwad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibnurmappadbemcepnarlwad, he will not care.

Dibnurmappadbemcepnarlwad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dibnurmappadbemcepnarlwad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight seals approach from the south.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Dibnurmappadbemcepnarlwad on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat cherries.