Tettidadcum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous human.

Tettidadcum created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettidadcum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettidadcum, it will turn you into a snail.

Tettidadcum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tettidadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about moons.