Gencummab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong turtle.

Gencummab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gencummab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gencummab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gencummab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gencummab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the west.