Yimcimcim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous crow.

Yimcimcim created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcimcim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimcimcim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yimcimcim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yimcimcim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never wear green skirts.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.