Nadpigbon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unfair shrew.

Nadpigbon created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadpigbon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadpigbon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nadpigbon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nadpigbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nadpigbon on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nadpigbon.