Riplunrilgovdoghotsig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive fish.

Riplunrilgovdoghotsig created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riplunrilgovdoghotsig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Riplunrilgovdoghotsig, he will turn you into a frog.

Riplunrilgovdoghotsig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Riplunrilgovdoghotsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.