Kadquamkipbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate dingo.

Kadquamkipbud created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadquamkipbud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kadquamkipbud, it will make you grow a tail.

Kadquamkipbud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kadquamkipbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.