Jopfubflig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented wasp.

Jopfubflig created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopfubflig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jopfubflig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jopfubflig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jopfubflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow shorts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.