Bimripflab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid hyena.

Bimripflab created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Bimripflab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimripflab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bimripflab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bimripflab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never think about gravity near eagles while wearing gray trousers and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never look at stars.