Spagdabyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, proud jaguar.

Spagdabyatt created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagdabyatt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Spagdabyatt, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Spagdabyatt's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Spagdabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing purple trousers.