Komxemgom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring ferret.

Komxemgom created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Komxemgom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Komxemgom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Komxemgom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Komxemgom's Holy Commandments

1. Komxemgom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Komxemgom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Never leap in the presence of birds.