Vigsidwip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic horse.

Vigsidwip created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigsidwip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigsidwip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vigsidwip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vigsidwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Put Vigsidwip first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.