Gofnatpark is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented eagle.

Gofnatpark created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofnatpark, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gofnatpark, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gofnatpark's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gofnatpark's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near cats while wearing indigo dresses.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.