Pagdavbot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, thoughtless spider.

Pagdavbot created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdavbot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pagdavbot, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pagdavbot's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pagdavbot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four tapirs approach from the west.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagdavbot.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help frogs.