Didwotboss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful faun.

Didwotboss created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didwotboss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didwotboss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Didwotboss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Didwotboss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine geese approach from the west.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not commit murder.