Nabnurldav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm fox.

Nabnurldav created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabnurldav, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabnurldav, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nabnurldav's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nabnurldav's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never run in the presence of ants.