Duss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered rat.

Duss created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Duss, she will come to you in dreams.

Duss' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Duss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Duss' priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.