Nullapwab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm otter.

Nullapwab created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullapwab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nullapwab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nullapwab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nullapwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Nullapwab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from red nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.