Stikbafwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, conceited camel.

Stikbafwit created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbafwit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stikbafwit, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stikbafwit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stikbafwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Stikbafwit loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing white rings.

5. Do not listen to music.