Xuckbephot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever jackal.

Xuckbephot created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbephot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xuckbephot, he will turn you into a plant.

Xuckbephot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xuckbephot's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Xuckbephot on top of all buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.