Wegyikham is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless chinchilla.

Wegyikham created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegyikham, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wegyikham, it will be very sad.

Wegyikham's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wegyikham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always obey Wegyikham's priests.