Tit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind dove.

Tit created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tit on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the south.