Farlannul is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered
bee.
Farlannul created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farlannul, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Farlannul, he will turn you into a snail.
Farlannul's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Farlannul's Holy Commandments1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
3. Never hurt eagles.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not commit murder.