Fenweefud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow mouse.

Fenweefud created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fenweefud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenweefud, she will turn you into a duck.

Fenweefud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fenweefud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Fenweefud loves capybaras, so they must be respected.