Pigrultip Fodfarnquart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous chicken.

Pigrultip Fodfarnquart created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigrultip Fodfarnquart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigrultip Fodfarnquart, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Pigrultip Fodfarnquart's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pigrultip Fodfarnquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.