Negappnat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish narwhal.

Negappnat created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negappnat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Negappnat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Negappnat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Negappnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.