Himtofgeplist Dotpibleg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy newt.

Himtofgeplist Dotpibleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himtofgeplist Dotpibleg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himtofgeplist Dotpibleg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Himtofgeplist Dotpibleg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Himtofgeplist Dotpibleg's Holy Commandments

1. Himtofgeplist Dotpibleg loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Himtofgeplist Dotpibleg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into pink rooms.