Gedlistjop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate capybara.

Gedlistjop created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlistjop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedlistjop, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gedlistjop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gedlistjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. You must pray to Gedlistjop six times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not take Gedlistjop's name in vain.

5. You must never eat peas.