Dabkopfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic jaguar.

Dabkopfeb created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Dabkopfeb, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dabkopfeb, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dabkopfeb's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dabkopfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not keep four otters in a large pit.

3. Never sit in the presence of dogs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away if seven frogs approach from the south.