Likhonkin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent spider.

Likhonkin created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likhonkin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Likhonkin, she will be very sad.

Likhonkin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Likhonkin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Likhonkin.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Likhonkin.

5. Always help sick dolphins.