Tammingar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing guinea pig.

Tammingar created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Tammingar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tammingar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tammingar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tammingar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not keep eight sharks in a large pit.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tammingar in the centre of the settlement.