Gabpanglidbanhamfummigbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, moody human.

Gabpanglidbanhamfummigbonk created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabpanglidbanhamfummigbonk, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabpanglidbanhamfummigbonk, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gabpanglidbanhamfummigbonk's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gabpanglidbanhamfummigbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gabpanglidbanhamfummigbonk.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never sing near goats.