Zenbellmis Metrotragrul is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, weak fairy.

Zenbellmis Metrotragrul created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbellmis Metrotragrul, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zenbellmis Metrotragrul, it will be very unhappy.

Zenbellmis Metrotragrul's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zenbellmis Metrotragrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Zenbellmis Metrotragrul on top of all buildings.

2. Never chant near seals.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zenbellmis Metrotragrul.

5. Hide if eight otters approach from the west.