Jatbarncit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident crocodile.

Jatbarncit created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbarncit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jatbarncit, he will strike you with lightening.

Jatbarncit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jatbarncit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about dark matter near monkeys while wearing brown scarves and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Run away if eight dogs approach from the east.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near geese while wearing green shorts and balancing six gold spheres on your chest.