Tagarmzen Narvonktigtungonbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unfair wasp.

Tagarmzen Narvonktigtungonbod created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagarmzen Narvonktigtungonbod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tagarmzen Narvonktigtungonbod, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tagarmzen Narvonktigtungonbod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tagarmzen Narvonktigtungonbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if three swans approach from the south.

5. Always pray immersed in water.