Rotdudlatcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent walrus.

Rotdudlatcuss created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdudlatcuss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotdudlatcuss, he will curse you with boils.

Rotdudlatcuss' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rotdudlatcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rotdudlatcuss' name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rotdudlatcuss.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

5. Never talk about fire.