Yarlnurlmif Bunfabbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish goat.

Yarlnurlmif Bunfabbiss created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnurlmif Bunfabbiss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarlnurlmif Bunfabbiss, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yarlnurlmif Bunfabbiss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yarlnurlmif Bunfabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never sprint in the presence of moths.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never hurt seals.