Spagflag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong skunk.

Spagflag created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Spagflag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Spagflag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Spagflag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Spagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.