Bumstigcad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bee.

Bumstigcad created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumstigcad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumstigcad, it will turn you into a snail.

Bumstigcad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bumstigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumstigcad.
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