Dibvencip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awesome naga.

Dibvencip created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibvencip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibvencip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dibvencip's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dibvencip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.