Dibvencip is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, awesome
naga.
Dibvencip created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibvencip, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dibvencip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Dibvencip's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Dibvencip's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. You must never eat wheat.
4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.
5. Do not commit murder.