Tonklabfennat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish finch.

Tonklabfennat created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonklabfennat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tonklabfennat, he will be very unhappy.

Tonklabfennat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tonklabfennat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.
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