Mabgardid is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, humorless
salamander.
Mabgardid created carbon six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabgardid, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Mabgardid, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Mabgardid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Mabgardid's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never wear stockings.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never go into fawn rooms.