Bestdissvol is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, weak
cat.
Bestdissvol created silver eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bestdissvol, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bestdissvol, it will turn you into a rat.
Bestdissvol's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Bestdissvol's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt sheep.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never jump in the presence of voles.
5. Do not take Bestdissvol's name in vain.