Bestdissvol is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak cat.

Bestdissvol created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestdissvol, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestdissvol, it will turn you into a rat.

Bestdissvol's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bestdissvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never jump in the presence of voles.

5. Do not take Bestdissvol's name in vain.