Zagyamfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fussy raven.

Zagyamfod created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagyamfod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagyamfod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zagyamfod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zagyamfod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill voles.