Zagyamfod is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, fussy
raven.
Zagyamfod created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagyamfod, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Zagyamfod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Zagyamfod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Zagyamfod's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not kill voles.