Gepsakstig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome shrew.

Gepsakstig created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepsakstig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepsakstig, he will not invite you to parties.

Gepsakstig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gepsakstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not keep three swans in a large pit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing red coats and balancing six platinum spheres on your legs.

5. Always help great tits.