Bosshugran is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful donkey.

Bosshugran created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosshugran, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bosshugran, he will cry a lot.

Bosshugran's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bosshugran's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to swans while wearing mauve corsets.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Bosshugran loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to music.
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