Dapgatdin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective goat.

Dapgatdin created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgatdin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dapgatdin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dapgatdin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dapgatdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed tomatoes to turtles while wearing black rings.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dapgatdin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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